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Case for Eyes
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by
which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy
on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
Marriage, n. A community consisting of a
master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too
many. Monogamy is the same.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night:
first the ring, and then you wake up.
Wedding rings: the world's smallest
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring,
and the suffering.
Never get married in the morning, because
you never know who you'll meet that night.
François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep
with the enemy.
Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its
What we love about love is the fever, which
marriage puts to bed and cures.
Marriage is a mistake every man should
My wife and I were
happy for twenty
years. Then we met!
A man in love is incomplete until he has
married. Then he's finished.
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse
– as a man shoots himself.
When a girl marries she exchanges the
attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
A man marries to have a home, but also
because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of
How can a woman be expected to
be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a
perfectly normal human being.
I love being married. It's so great to find
that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do
when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it..
A man may be a fool and not know it, but
not if he is married.
Any married man should forget his mistakes
- no use two people remembering the same thing.
Men never know how tired they are till
their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Why do married men gain weight while
bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they
want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want,
then go to the refrigerator.
In the early years, you fight because you
don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a
man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep
with the window open.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one
of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable
every day to the same human being.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when
Never feel remorse for what you have
thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through
all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
My mother said it was simple to keep a man,
you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore
in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the
So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it
needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.
When a man steals your wife, there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her.
After a few years of marriage, a man can
look right at a woman without seeing her – and a woman can see right
through a man without looking at him.
All marriages are happy. It's the living
together afterward that causes all the trouble.
For two people in a marriage to live
together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has